Here goes:
[Spoiler warning: If you do watch the movie, your day will be spoiled!]
- I'd let the lame backstory pass.
- No respect for the characters whatsoever
- Raven? No hints of being a ninja? Dead, just like that, in a gun fight, not in a match?
- Steve? No hints of being a boxer?
- Christie? Not capoeira?
- Jacks? Mere foot soldiers? Jackhammers. Anvil. Yeah, yeah.
- Dragunov -- since when was it spelled "Dragonov"??
- And why does he look like he's always just about to laugh?
- Nina didn't look cold enough.
- The fighting styles aren't obvious!
- They should be since they're a huge part of a fighting game character's personality!
- Why insist on Kazuya's facial hair? He would have looked great without it!
- The bed scenes were totally unnecessary. Especially, Kazuya's.
- Jin's portrayal is actually good! Probably the only aspect that's properly done?
- Well, almost -- Jon Foo's Irish accent is showing.
- Bryan is good, too!
- "Heihachi Mishima is dead" -- CRAPPY DELIVERY!
- Could've been a nice reference to the game
- What's with the weapooons????
- What's with Dragunov's "Hwoooaaah!" like he's Law or something?
- Oh. Raven's not dead.
- Yeeees.. Jin is the right amount of emoooo.. :p
- Why do they pronounce Miguel's last name Rojo as row-haw?
- Wow, a pep talk from Raven? *raises an eyebrow*
- Finals already? We didn't see Anna fight?
- THAT'S NOT A MACH PUNCH -- that's Jin's move!
- Why so many wall jumps??!!
- People cheering at the TV now? Way too lame, even for a kiddie movie nowadays. And, this movie isn't supposed to be for kids.
- Kazuya's attitude seems just right for his Tekken 2 phase, I guess.
- Even Kazuya uses weapooooons..
- Parang PBA championship lang kung magreact mga tao..
- Cung Le's name was misspelled in the credits: "Cung Lee"?
- Bryan's name in the credits is "Brian"
- Nice after credits extra scene!
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